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August 14, 2010

List-less #1: Alternate Tiles for “The Expendables”

Filed under: Celebrities,Movies — artistspayback @ 10:43 pm
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The Expendables opens this weekend and it is THE GREATEST MOVIE STARRING THE GREATEST ACTION STARS OF THE LAST THIRTY YEARS ALL TOGETHER!!! But, of course, you already know that. And if you are a middle-aged man/boy and Ed Hardy aficionado, chances are you are in line somewhere right now with a box of popcorn and a boner. (On a related note, if your last name is Seagal or Van Damme, you are most likely still waiting by the phone in a puddle of your own tears. There’s always the sequel, boys.)

Me, I’ll probably wait until it hits Netflix.

Interestingly, The Expendables was not the first choice for the title of the movie reuniting Reagan’s Brute Squad. Herewith are the rejected titles:

1. The Irrelevants

2. Grumpy Old Soldiers

3. The HGH Group Discount Getters

4. Stop, or My Grandpa Will Shoot!

5. The Straight-to-Videos

6. Cocoon 3

7. N.R.A.A.R.P.

8. The Ex-Bankables

9. It Was This Or Rocky 7

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